An open letter to Stephen Harper
Dear Stephen,
Here's the thing: you need to resign the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada and you need to do it now. I know you have some great ideas and lovely leadership skills and could do a great job of leading this county to new heights but, while I don't have anything against you personally, you are incapable of ever being likable enough that a sufficient number of people would actually vote for your party when they know it would cause the Prime Minister to be somebody so lacking in fun and charm as yourself.
Please understand that this is nothing personal. I'm sure you're a really fun guy when you've had a couple beers and let down your hair; in fact, the next time you have a free hour, gimme a call and the beers are on me. We can have a stimulating converstion about the differences between what we feel we project and what people percieve.
So, if you really want to save the country, this is what you must do: call Peter and tell him it's his turn to lead the party to victory, then you step down to the position of deputy leader. You have to do it now, though, before any more time passes. We can't have five more years of Paul Fucking Martin, Stephen, we just can't. Please.
Yours,
fiona
p.s. I'm sorry about suggesting that Peter should push you in front of a bus. Please don't hold it against me; we really should go for beers.
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Here's the thing: you need to resign the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada and you need to do it now. I know you have some great ideas and lovely leadership skills and could do a great job of leading this county to new heights but, while I don't have anything against you personally, you are incapable of ever being likable enough that a sufficient number of people would actually vote for your party when they know it would cause the Prime Minister to be somebody so lacking in fun and charm as yourself.
Please understand that this is nothing personal. I'm sure you're a really fun guy when you've had a couple beers and let down your hair; in fact, the next time you have a free hour, gimme a call and the beers are on me. We can have a stimulating converstion about the differences between what we feel we project and what people percieve.
So, if you really want to save the country, this is what you must do: call Peter and tell him it's his turn to lead the party to victory, then you step down to the position of deputy leader. You have to do it now, though, before any more time passes. We can't have five more years of Paul Fucking Martin, Stephen, we just can't. Please.
Yours,
fiona
p.s. I'm sorry about suggesting that Peter should push you in front of a bus. Please don't hold it against me; we really should go for beers.
Technorati Tags: harper, stephenharper, canada
fi - December 16, 12:04
