An open love letter to Belinda Stronach
Dearest Belinda,
I've always secretly liked you but felt as though I couldn't admit it because my instincts must be wrong. I mean what could be likeable about a woman who would align herself with the Conservative Party of Canada in it's present incarnation? They're like a bunch of crazy rednecks. I have nothing against Stephen Harper personally, I just think he would be a dangerous man to have running this country, even if I weren't so creeped out by those beady eyes and that hair that never ever moves. It isn't that he wants it too much, it's that he seems to think he deserves it because he's a better person morally. As though we were deciding on a new church pastor. And then he had to make a comment about his impression of your intelligence level, because that's how an insecure man deals with a woman who he knows will go much much father than he ever will. And he knows you will, otherwise why would he keep talking about your ambition? It's like he's obsessed.
But when I saw the news today, I knew I had been right and there was something special about you, and that the whole Conservative thing was just a ruse to get a seat in Parliament. And very clever it was too.
So here's to you Belinda and your last minute attempt to save us from Stephen's stupid summer election. I hope the Liberals treat you well and show you the love you deserve and support your dreams of running the country and whatever other crazy notions you have.
Love,
fiona
tagnorati: belindastronach, stephenharper, politics, canada
I've always secretly liked you but felt as though I couldn't admit it because my instincts must be wrong. I mean what could be likeable about a woman who would align herself with the Conservative Party of Canada in it's present incarnation? They're like a bunch of crazy rednecks. I have nothing against Stephen Harper personally, I just think he would be a dangerous man to have running this country, even if I weren't so creeped out by those beady eyes and that hair that never ever moves. It isn't that he wants it too much, it's that he seems to think he deserves it because he's a better person morally. As though we were deciding on a new church pastor. And then he had to make a comment about his impression of your intelligence level, because that's how an insecure man deals with a woman who he knows will go much much father than he ever will. And he knows you will, otherwise why would he keep talking about your ambition? It's like he's obsessed.
But when I saw the news today, I knew I had been right and there was something special about you, and that the whole Conservative thing was just a ruse to get a seat in Parliament. And very clever it was too.
So here's to you Belinda and your last minute attempt to save us from Stephen's stupid summer election. I hope the Liberals treat you well and show you the love you deserve and support your dreams of running the country and whatever other crazy notions you have.
Love,
fiona
tagnorati: belindastronach, stephenharper, politics, canada
fi - May 17, 18:08
